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  1. 05-20-2010, 01:30 PM #12
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    it hurts when i pee, what should i do
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    How much is too much masturbation?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Preacher_Boy View Post
    My friend got his head stuck in my butt and now we for lack of any other description appear to be a human centipede. What should we do?
    that's a tough one. whomever is in front should eat a bunch of vasaline and **** it out. that should unstick you two.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jsermo View Post
    it hurts when i pee, what should i do
    get a shot of penecilin and wash your hands after hanging out with diddy.
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    Quote Originally Posted by phillyfan View Post
    How much is too much masturbation?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jsermo View Post
    it hurts when i pee, what should i do
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    Quote Originally Posted by phillyfan View Post
    How much is too much masturbation?
    Too much would be half as much as (fill in the blank with your favorite SI.com personality) does it.
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    I suffer from sexsomnia and my wife has threatened to divorce me if I don't take care of it. So what do I do?


    I know you are a fantastic doctor but I have included a definition of sexsomnia incase you are unfamiliar with it.

    Sexsomnia is a sleep disorder that, much like sleepwalking, compels the sufferer to engage in sexual activity while asleep.
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    Regarding masturbation
    is it true that masturbating causes blindness? i been masturbating for 3 years now about 3 or 4 times a day and i been noticing my eyes are getting worse and now i wear glasses.

    could it really be?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Preacher_Boy View Post
    I suffer from sexsomnia and my wife has threatened to divorce me if I don't take care of it. So what do I do?


    I know you are a fantastic doctor but I have included a definition of sexsomnia incase you are unfamiliar with it.
    this is a tricky one, because there is no cure, rather just management of this affliction. my suggestion to you is wear a chastity belt while sleeping.
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  11. 05-20-2010, 01:55 PM #22
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    Quote Originally Posted by phillyfan View Post
    Regarding masturbation
    is it true that masturbating causes blindness? i been masturbating for 3 years now about 3 or 4 times a day and i been noticing my eyes are getting worse and now i wear glasses.

    could it really be?
    are your palms hairy? if so then yes.
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