Random Craps Thread

**det2orl** · 05-03-2012, 12:53 PM

Man, that had to be a 3 pounder!!!

**SportsFromA2** · 05-23-2012, 08:29 PM

So I had taco bell of lunch yesterday, and the TB started to win the battle vs my digestive track pretty handily....

That **** was going to come out whether I wanted it to or not.

Was about 30minutes from home, stuck in the 275 construction zone.... Had no choice but to get out on Ford Rd.. Didn't want to do this in a small bathroom (like a gas station one) incase things didn't go as planned, and besides generally I'm not a big fan of crapping in gross, unclean public restrooms.

I was hoping to find a Meijer or someplace "big" like that.. Then I see it, right there, close to the freeway:

Ikea FTMFW.

Clean restroom, spacious, multiple stalls, stock toilet seat covers, decent quality toilet paper...

just putting it out there- if anyone has to take a crap and an Ikea is nearby, I think it's the best place to do so.

**WhoWhat** · 05-23-2012, 08:52 PM

Originally Posted by SportsFromA2

just putting it out there- if anyone has to take a cräp and an Ikea is nearby, I think it's the best place to do so.

Fixed.

**pGekko** · 05-23-2012, 08:54 PM

Isn't an umlaut German?

**WhoWhat** · 05-23-2012, 08:58 PM

Originally Posted by pGekko

Isn't an umlaut German?

http://www.ikea.com/us/en/catalog/ca.../series/07472/

**SportsFromA2** · 05-23-2012, 08:59 PM

what are the other good choices for public crapping?

**pGekko** · 05-23-2012, 09:02 PM

Not my work, I'll tell you that. I've never seen busier bathrooms. I just can't do it anymore. You don't know how many times I've had to belly up to a urinal because sh1tters are occupied.

**ak_1982** · 05-24-2012, 07:51 AM

Originally Posted by SportsFromA2

what are the other good choices for public crapping?

36th district court

**reggie21** · 05-24-2012, 08:33 AM

Originally Posted by SportsFromA2

what are the other good choices for public crapping?

home depot/lowes

**Willie Mays Hayes** · 05-24-2012, 08:37 AM

Originally Posted by SportsFromA2

what are the other good choices for public crapping?

Home Depot and Lowes always have clean, quiet bathrooms.

Also 90% of office buildings that have multiple companies in them have open doors during the day and a bathroom on the first floor. This is always a safe place to crap but you are taking a risk that you may not get in the building and then are wasting valuable time.