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    Quote Originally Posted by onionpouch View Post
    twice now, once at school two years ago and then this week
    At school???? What the heck did you do???
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    Quote Originally Posted by gordongekko View Post
    At school???? What the heck did you do???
    Luckily it wasn't too bad and luckily there was a parapro (classroom aid) in my class. I went right to my locker in the coach's office and got my dirty boxers out (from morning hoops), changed back into those (I think I rather would've left sharty boxers on) and luckily the shart didn't leak through to my pants so I just put those back on. I was very forunate it wasn't a big shart but it was definitely a fart that got away from me
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    Quote Originally Posted by onionpouch View Post
    Luckily it wasn't too bad and luckily there was a parapro (classroom aid) in my class. I went right to my locker in the coach's office and got my dirty boxers out (from morning hoops), changed back into those (I think I rather would've left sharty boxers on) and luckily the shart didn't leak through to my pants so I just put those back on. I was very forunate it wasn't a big shart but it was definitely a fart that got away from me
    Lettin' out farts in class huh? Hmm, I wonder how many of my teachers crop dusted me.
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    Did the parapro know you sharted yurself?
    “I’m definitely not about to let my team lose two games in a row to Michigan.
    It’s just not going to happen. I’m not going to let my team do that."
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    Quote Originally Posted by gordongekko View Post
    Lettin' out farts in class huh? Hmm, I wonder how many of my teachers crop dusted me.
    were you likable? I've gotten a few kids pretty good with some nasty ones that they were blamed for.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lee Dog View Post
    Did the parapro know you sharted yurself?
    haha, no just told her I had to run to the restroom. At the time I didn't know how bad it was and as I was walking the hall I kept looking to see if it was dripping down my leg and out of my pants. Would've hated to see a shart trail in the hall
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    Quote Originally Posted by onionpouch View Post
    haha, no just told her I had to run to the restroom. At the time I didn't know how bad it was and as I was walking the hall I kept looking to see if it was dripping down my leg and out of my pants. Would've hated to see a shart trail in the hall
    Did it go down like this?
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    It’s just not going to happen. I’m not going to let my team do that."
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    cannot access that at school but is that the german reporter? If so thankfully not at all, there was no explosion and I didn't have white pants on
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    its been a rough day today
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    Quote Originally Posted by onionpouch View Post
    were you likable? I've gotten a few kids pretty good with some nasty ones that they were blamed for.
    I think I was. I don't remember any fart smells really in class.
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    I sharted the other day, luckily I was at home so I was able to wash up pretty fast

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