Random Craps Thread

[BigDog]

Here's my only contribution, as poop stories/humor just don't do it for me anymore...

I'm 6-8, 289. I crap big.

EVERY TIME I crap in somebody else's house, I clog it. In many cases, I've clogged it so bad that the toilet had to me removed and the plumbing had to be professionally repaired.

I now have myself trained to pinch any logs off at what I assume is the 1/2-way point, so I can flush, then resume.

It's the only way my toilets can survive.

[Biff Tannen]

I got food poisoning from Bill Knapp's in Lansing once and started to **** the bed in my sleep with my girlfriend in it.

[pGekko]

Here's my only contribution, as poop stories/humor just don't do it for me anymore...

I'm 6-8, 289. I crap big.

EVERY TIME I crap in somebody else's house, I clog it. In many cases, I've clogged it so bad that the toilet had to me removed and the plumbing had to be professionally repaired.

I know have myself trained to pinch any logs off at what I assume is the 1/2-way point, so I can flush, then resume.

It's the only way my toilets can survive.

[Biff Tannen]

Here's my only contribution, as poop stories/humor just don't do it for me anymore...

I'm 6-8, 289. I crap big.

EVERY TIME I crap in somebody else's house, I clog it. In many cases, I've clogged it so bad that the toilet had to me removed and the plumbing had to be professionally repaired.

I now have myself trained to pinch any logs off at what I assume is the 1/2-way point, so I can flush, then resume.

It's the only way my toilets can survive.

Was that covered under homeowner's insurance?

[BigDog]

Was that covered under homeowner's insurance?

It was covered under "dude, I'm so sorry I did that to your toilet. Let me pay for the repairs."

[Pollux99]

when I said a few years ago I meant like 10

Ok.

[Pollux99]

I got food poisoning from Bill Knapp's in Lansing once and started to **** the bed in my sleep with my girlfriend in it.

If she was Asian she would have been into it.


Speaking of... go to Hot Babes.

[goose28in]

Here's my only contribution, as poop stories/humor just don't do it for me anymore...

I'm 6-8, 289. I crap big.

EVERY TIME I crap in somebody else's house, I clog it. In many cases, I've clogged it so bad that the toilet had to me removed and the plumbing had to be professionally repaired.

I know have myself trained to pinch any logs off at what I assume is the 1/2-way point, so I can flush, then resume.

It's the only way my toilets can survive.

Speaking of toilets have you seen the toilet that power flushs objects up to and including the size of a softball. I think it has 2 nuclear reactors that provide the power to flush. When you flush you know it, shakes the entire house.

[Pollux99]

My buddy can pinch it off anytime anywhere and he can go anywhere. He's the only guy I know who can stop and pick up where he left off whenever or wherever he wants.

[MSUJSCHOOL04]

For the record never eat 5 hunter hot sausages from Dearborn Sausage. Your as$hole will burn for 2 days.

I used to work in the deli at Westborn every summer I came home from MSU and I'd smash about 10 of those a day, along with pounds of pastrami, HOT capicola, etc. At one point, it got so bad that I seriously looked into getting a bidet.

[BigDog]

Speaking of toilets have you seen the toilet that power flushs objects up to and including the size of a softball. I think it has 2 nuclear reactors that provide the power to flush. When you flush you know it, shakes the entire house.

When I buy a house, it's going to have to have industrial strength mother fu(kers in the bathrooms. My kids take after me, too.