Gatorade bottle. The one with the chode opening.
Nobody even thinks about crapping at HD/Lowe's. I've had to do it a few times and have been pleasantly surprised.
Regarding office buildings with security/reception, as long as you don't have to check in just walk by like you know what you're doing.
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Go to Pizza Papalis on John R for dinner with my wife.
Driva across the street to the mall to walk around.
Enter through JCP.
Go straight to bathroom and bomb out.
Basically paid 25 bucks to have diarrhea.
had to drink a lot of cofee this afternoon.
ikea was my savior again.
Randomly thought about the absurdity of standup wiping today.
I was at a home inspection the other day, it's me, 2 clients, and the inspector in the basement.
I have been holding off a fart for a while, and I decide to sneak a halfie out and see what I'm working with.
If it's not too bad I can do the slow walk around the house and drop them in different spots or something like that.
Didn't work out well though because it reeked. So then I had to play the silent "not me" game until it dissipated, and had to hold in the rest of them.
Not a good outing.
That's when you hope the inspector is a fat guy because you know he got the blame from the clients.
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