Random Craps Thread

**pGekko** · 05-24-2012, 10:31 PM

Gatorade bottle. The one with the chode opening.

**SportsFromA2** · 05-25-2012, 05:00 AM

Originally Posted by Polarbearnick

Meijer is not that awesome. I've still got a bad memory of the time i had to use a receipt to finish up.

wow...

i figured meijer would at least be better than a gas station bathroom, lol.

btw, sucks that we dont have those travel centers off the freeways like other places do, those bathrooms are usually decent

**SportsFromA2** · 05-25-2012, 05:03 AM

Originally Posted by Willie Mays Hayes

Home Depot and Lowes always have clean, quiet bathrooms.

Also 90% of office buildings that have multiple companies in them have open doors during the day and a bathroom on the first floor. This is always a safe place to crap but you are taking a risk that you may not get in the building and then are wasting valuable time.

really? i wouldve assumed the opposite of hd/lowes.. will keep that in mind.

but dont most of those office buildings have security or a receptionist at the main entrance kinda limiting access to the bathrooms?

**Willie Mays Hayes** · 05-25-2012, 07:12 AM

Nobody even thinks about crapping at HD/Lowe's. I've had to do it a few times and have been pleasantly surprised.

Regarding office buildings with security/reception, as long as you don't have to check in just walk by like you know what you're doing.

**Fraze** · 07-17-2012, 06:18 PM

Go to Pizza Papalis on John R for dinner with my wife.
Finish eating.
Driva across the street to the mall to walk around.
Enter through JCP.
Go straight to bathroom and bomb out.

Basically paid 25 bucks to have diarrhea.

**flemgoblue** · 07-17-2012, 06:34 PM

Originally Posted by Willie Mays Hayes

Nobody even thinks about crapping at HD/Lowe's. I've had to do it a few times and have been pleasantly surprised.

Regarding office buildings with security/reception, as long as you don't have to check in just walk by like you know what you're doing.

exactly. no one thinks of going there, so a lot dont

**SportsFromA2** · 08-03-2012, 06:53 PM

had to drink a lot of cofee this afternoon.

ikea was my savior again.

**pGekko** · 08-09-2012, 02:04 PM

Randomly thought about the absurdity of standup wiping today.

**Fraze** · 08-09-2012, 03:29 PM

I was at a home inspection the other day, it's me, 2 clients, and the inspector in the basement.
I have been holding off a fart for a while, and I decide to sneak a halfie out and see what I'm working with.
If it's not too bad I can do the slow walk around the house and drop them in different spots or something like that.
Didn't work out well though because it reeked. So then I had to play the silent "not me" game until it dissipated, and had to hold in the rest of them.
Not a good outing.