I'm typing this post as I witness my household's 2nd birthing in as many weeks. I think I'm bleeding a bit too.
A combination of cigars and magic hat last night with 3 cups of coffee and eggs this morning at 5am before taking my mother to the airport has resulted in 6 trips to the $hitter... And it's not even 2. One was at the most WT Mcdonalds I've ever seen. Every employee there had meth mouth.
Ass is up to about 50% health. I think I'm going to wash my car. It's really nice out today.
"The wise win before they fight, while the ignorant fight to win."
Sun-Tzu - The Art of Beef
I feel like Joe owes me a push present for all of the craps I've taken today.
"The wise win before they fight, while the ignorant fight to win."
Sun-Tzu - The Art of Beef
Wow.
I realize I'm putting this here for you to read... but please, don't talk about it.
I won my battle with the Toilet today. Didn't have to use a plunger, either. Took three flushes, but it finally all went down
A long dump in a fast blender that always produces classic results. Actually thats just gross
Big crap development today.
http://www.foxnews.com/scitech/2011/...eat-from-poop/
"The wise win before they fight, while the ignorant fight to win."
Sun-Tzu - The Art of Beef
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