Random Craps Thread

**Preacher_Boy** · 01-18-2011, 10:20 AM

How on earth do you manage to do that?

Hate pooping anywhere but home

**robdiddy** · 01-18-2011, 10:50 AM

Since I went to the doctor and got antibiotics yesterday for my throat infection and bronchitis, I have had epic diarrhea for now 14 hours.

**det2orl** · 01-22-2011, 07:19 PM

Explosive!!!!

**robdiddy** · 01-22-2011, 07:21 PM

i had to run across meijer today to drop some diarrhea at the bathroom on the hardlines side of the store

**General283** · 02-11-2011, 12:26 PM

Yup

**Fletch** · 02-14-2011, 07:27 AM

that was a movement worthy of a parade

**Fraze** · 02-23-2011, 06:34 PM

I know we're not supposed to post pics but, this was in the toilet when I went to have a session today.

Think I should call Men In Black?

**pGekko** · 03-13-2011, 01:38 PM

Originally Posted by goose28in

I have a good one to start this off.

Back when I was in the Navy, stationed on board a ship and in our homeport, I went to visit my Uncle in New York State. The night before I had to be back, I chowed chicken wings, pizza and beer. The whole night I must have had severe gas because when I woke up the room smelled like a giant FART. I leave his house early in the morning, its about a 3 hour drive and its snowing. I get about 45 minutes from the front gate of the base and I start sweating with the body chills, them my stomach drops. I have to crap now not in 5 minutes but NOW! There is no bathroom around until the base. So I do the next best thing, pull over on the side of the road drop my drawers and take care of business, use a towel to wipe, I'm good to go. Well hold on second, some of what I was doing managed to find its way in my drawers, I had to drive with my pants squishing on my ass to the base take a shuttle to the ship and take a shower. When I get back I drop the drawers in a plastic bag to toss in the trash, when I get out of the shower to throw it away someone took the bag. I'm sure there mom/wife/girlfriend was happy to wash a pair of loaded drawers.

I was talking about bags of douche in the random thoughts thread and I thought about this guy. Where did he go? He was pretty classic.