Random Craps Thread

**robdiddy** · 01-13-2011, 10:47 PM

Originally Posted by Willie Mays Hayes

Honestly, I've never had a chaffed *******, but I will keep your suggestion in mind.

When I was driving down Van Lesbian I had to piss really bad, I stopped at a BP and used the facilities, I didn't realize that i had a stomach issues. I switch my position from a frontal urination stance to a seat squat. When i was done and I made the move to begin the wiping process, I could feel the seat it's self becoming loose from the toilet. I grabbed onto the sink thankfully, I fearful I'd fall off the seat during the wiping procedure.

**onionpouch** · 01-14-2011, 05:13 AM

Originally Posted by robdiddy

When I was driving down Van Lesbian I had to piss really bad, I stopped at a BP and used the facilities, I didn't realize that i had a stomach issues. I switch my position from a frontal urination stance to a seat squat. When i was done and I made the move to begin the wiping process, I could feel the seat it's self becoming loose from the toilet. I grabbed onto the sink thankfully, I fearful I'd fall off the seat during the wiping procedure.

A mile north at 16 and Van Dyk there is a Meijer. You should have stopped there, took your dump, and then went around and offered up suggestions on what they need to do to improve the overall quality of the store

**50 Yard Lines** · 01-14-2011, 02:01 PM

Originally Posted by robdiddy

I hate you. I shared an intimitate story in an attempt to break the walls of hate and judgment down. It's not about lubin the entry point, it's about relaxing it so you don't feel a burning sensation all day.

The fact that you referred to it as an entry point is quite concerning!

**Fraserburn** · 01-14-2011, 02:08 PM

just took a rather large Curry ****
1PM entry 3PM Exit

**robdiddy** · 01-14-2011, 02:22 PM

Originally Posted by onionpouch

A mile north at 16 and Van Dyk there is a Meijer. You should have stopped there, took your dump, and then went around and offered up suggestions on what they need to do to improve the overall quality of the store

I noticed that after I drove that mile. I should have stopped in there and showed off a paystub to some female employees and had a charlie sheen sex party in the backroom.