Random Craps Thread

**Deebo81** · 01-31-2010, 09:50 AM

Originally Posted by robdiddy

Three weeks ago me and this dude at work walked into the bathroom at work.When we walked in we smelled poop and farts. He goes urinal, i go in the stall as I walk in...

someone left poop all over the seat and there was a pair of blue plaid boxers that were devastated on the floor.

told this to some people at a party last night and I had them rolling

**goose28in** · 01-31-2010, 11:07 AM

Originally Posted by onionpouch

If NASA has diapers why don't runners? How far into the race do you think he crapped himself?

**SportsFromA2** · 01-31-2010, 12:05 PM

I guess it's actually a fairly common issue:

http://www.mayoclinic.com/health/run...arrhea/AN00376

Runner's diarrhea is characterized by frequent, loose bowel movements during or immediately after a run. Runner's diarrhea is most common in long-distance or marathon runners.

**SportsFromA2** · 01-31-2010, 12:07 PM

a study on this from 1984:

The urge to defecate, both during and immediately after running, occurred in over a third of runners. Bowel movements (35%) and diarrhea (19%) were relatively common after running, and runners occasionally interrupted hard runs or races for bowel movements (18%) or diarrhea (10%). Lower gastrointestinal disturbances were more frequent in women than in men and in younger than in older runners.

http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/arti...8/?tool=pubmed

**Deebo81** · 01-31-2010, 12:11 PM

I know we have a few long distance runners or marathon runners on this board, maybe they can help us out with this. Have any of you ever felt the need to defecate while running?

**pGekko** · 01-31-2010, 12:11 PM

Did he crap out of his dick?

**robdiddy** · 01-31-2010, 12:36 PM

Originally Posted by Deebo81

I know we have a few long distance runners or marathon runners on this board, maybe they can help us out with this. Have any of you ever felt the need to defecate while running?

I should post this on karl and gazzoos fb

**Deebo81** · 01-31-2010, 12:47 PM

Originally Posted by robdiddy

I should post this on karl and gazzoos fb

**Lee Dog** · 01-31-2010, 09:03 PM

Originally Posted by onionpouch

likwidp0op

**goose28in** · 02-01-2010, 07:08 AM

Originally Posted by SportsFromA2

I guess it's actually a fairly common issue:

http://www.mayoclinic.com/health/run...arrhea/AN00376

At least one day before running, limit or avoid fiber and gas-producing foods, such as beans, bran, fruit and salad. If you run every day, experiment to find a tolerable level of fiber. Otherwise, simply eat high-fiber and gas-producing foods after you run.

The Mayo Clinic wants you to experiment with crapping yourself while running. They should make that a study.