The "I hate my neighbor" thread

[Pollux99]

At least you don't have 3 or 4 ladies huddle up at the end of smeones drive way talking, but really looking to see how they can get into your business, and acting like desperate housewives.

Also, they sit there so that they can get mad at you when you speed in the sub, but think its ok if they speed themselves in their soccer moms suvs/vans.

Soccer moms are all swingers so i'm told.

[tHeMSUMan]

Soccer moms are all swingers so i'm told.

I wouldn't be surprised

[Pollux99]

I wouldn't be surprised

I wonder how we can get proof? Who can we use for bait around here?

[Fire Eater]

i'd say; "rap the sh it out of her at the #9 dance"

bonus points if you can name that movie (exact quote not fiting).

Blazing Saddles!

[tHeMSUMan]

I wonder how we can get proof? Who can we use for bait around here?

hoosierfan, dfnfan, stinger?

[Pollux99]

hoosierfan, dfnfan, stinger?

I don't know any of them so i'll let you set it up.

[TheDuece]

write your address on them with a black magic marker

Bam! Or use paint. Make sure you write it big. Then she can't steal them anymore.

Oh yeah, and make sure to put your address on the lids too. Not just to keep her from boosting them, but to insure they get returned if they blow away on a windy day. I don't know how many garbage cans I had that became useless because the lid blew away after the trash was picked up.

[50 Yard Lines]

Since you said that you have been civil with her at other times..., ask her if she can help you with something, when she says yes, walk her to the garbage can in question and simply ask her if she thinks a body could fit inside there adequately. Bring a tape measurer along and start jotting down dimensions for her and the garbage can. Then respond... "hmmmph, I guess I'm gonna have to get another one of these somewhere". Maybe she will get the hint.

[Pollux99]

Since you said that you have been civil with her at other times..., ask her if she can help you with something, when she says yes, walk her to the garbage can in question and simply ask her if she thinks a body could fit inside there adequately. Bring a tape measurer along and start jotting down dimensions for her and the garbage can. Then respond... "hmmmph, I guess I'm gonna have to get another one of these somewhere". Maybe she will get the hint.

If only I could rep you again. Bravo!


I hope for your sake you have hot milfs and girl next door types for your neighbors.

[50 Yard Lines]

If only I could rep you again. Bravo!


I hope for your sake you have hot milfs and girl next door types for your neighbors.

Unfortunately they are all old fatties in my hood. I shoud have done a better job scouting the neighborhood before putting in my offer.

[TheBeever]

Since you said that you have been civil with her at other times..., ask her if she can help you with something, when she says yes, walk her to the garbage can in question and simply ask her if she thinks a body could fit inside there adequately. Bring a tape measurer along and start jotting down dimensions for her and the garbage can. Then respond... "hmmmph, I guess I'm gonna have to get another one of these somewhere". Maybe she will get the hint.