The "I hate my neighbor" thread

**meatball** · 04-21-2009, 04:12 PM

0kso I just baught 2 new identical garbage cans about a month ago. It got windy one day and my can blew in her yard so she just abducted it. I fig that it was a mistake and she would return it. Never happened..
So now on 2 seperate occasions I retrived it cause it blew in my yard and she literally went on the side of my house and took it back. Mind u I know its mine cause it is missing 1 wheel.

What am I gonna do with this ****???

**nesper** · 04-21-2009, 04:19 PM

make a sign that says get your own and then get like a bicycle chain and lock and lock them up to something.

**tommyz** · 04-21-2009, 04:23 PM

Take your can back, and tell her if she comes in your yard again, you will call the cops...You cant beat her ass, so that is really all you can do....

**JohnMcClane** · 04-21-2009, 04:26 PM

...or you can just talk to her like an adult and explain the situation to her.

**ACfromtheD** · 04-21-2009, 04:27 PM

Originally Posted by JohnMcClane

...or you can just talk to her like an adult and explain the situation to her.

How is that any fun?

I say steal a different one of her trash cans.

**Fletch** · 04-21-2009, 04:28 PM

Originally Posted by JohnMcClane

...or you can just talk to her like an adult and explain the situation to her.

...are you drunk? this is not the response we expect from you...

**digitalv** · 04-21-2009, 04:35 PM

Just cut your losses on the can and pour cement in it and then put it in her driveway. Laugh as she tries to move it.

**onionpouch** · 04-21-2009, 04:51 PM

write your address on them with a black magic marker

**Dr. Van Nostrand** · 04-21-2009, 05:22 PM

1. put a flaming bag of **** on her porch and then ring the bell. instead of running away wait until she opens it and then with the craziest eyes you can muster shout "gimme my can *********er!"

2. wait a few days.

3. reconcile with a bottle of wine and hump.

if this seems like too much take muhme's advice.