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    Default The "I hate my neighbor" thread

    0kso I just baught 2 new identical garbage cans about a month ago. It got windy one day and my can blew in her yard so she just abducted it. I fig that it was a mistake and she would return it. Never happened..
    So now on 2 seperate occasions I retrived it cause it blew in my yard and she literally went on the side of my house and took it back. Mind u I know its mine cause it is missing 1 wheel.

    What am I gonna do with this ****???

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    make a sign that says get your own and then get like a bicycle chain and lock and lock them up to something.

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    Take your can back, and tell her if she comes in your yard again, you will call the cops...You cant beat her ass, so that is really all you can do....
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    ...or you can just talk to her like an adult and explain the situation to her.
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    Quote Originally Posted by JohnMcClane View Post
    ...or you can just talk to her like an adult and explain the situation to her.
    How is that any fun?

    I say steal a different one of her trash cans.
    I realize I'm putting this here for you to read... but please, don't talk about it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JohnMcClane View Post
    ...or you can just talk to her like an adult and explain the situation to her.
    ...are you drunk? this is not the response we expect from you...
    Kids, you have the power

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    Quote Originally Posted by JohnMcClane View Post
    ...or you can just talk to her like an adult and explain the situation to her.
    Probably the most logical response in this thread.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bangpow View Post
    Probably the most logical response in this thread.
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    make a sign that says

    "don't take my stuff Bich"

    (It will star me out if I spell the word)
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    So last night, the hubby and I are in bed watching tv with the window open! So great to finally have good enough weather to let the fresh air in. So at about !0:30pm, we hear this noise...turn the tv down, and there is a group of kids in their backyard playing, hooting and hollering, the dog is barking. Keds were not old...must have been "tweens" because the boys sounded like, well boys, and not teens.

    Long story short...Hubby gets pissed, can't sleep, so goes to the bedroom downstairs. I am up listening to this **** till 11:30pm. Who lets their relatively young kids hang outside making all this noise till 11:30pm? I hear on kid talking about taking their shirt off and another kid challenging someone else to try and yank his pants down...remember, younger kids here.

    Finally I go outside and yell "SHUT UP!"

    and the response? "Wazzz up!"

    other kid: "She didn't say wazzz up, she said shut up!"

    Me: If you don't shut the hell up I am calling the cops on your asses!"

    Response? Silence...for the rest of the night.

    Really, where are the parents here?

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