The "I hate my neighbor" thread

[juicyj024]

Yup. We had this lady in my neighborhood. We used to always play tag at the park past sundown. But this lady would call the park police every summer night at sundown to let them know that we were "at the park after close" The cops came maybe twice and told us "yeah, the rules are such, but as long as your parents know, we're ok. Sorry you neighbor is such a jackass"

I'll never forget the one time we were lighting off fireworks at the park when the same lady called the cops on us. The cop came up to us and his exact words were,
"Sorry guys, you jackass of a neighbor called us on you so I have to show up, but don't worry I'm not going to get you in trouble. Just give me your names so I can report I 'handled the situation.' I suggest you take your fireworks to another park"

-that cop was a G

We had similar situations, no being in the park after "dusk" and the cops were always cool about it I remember one day my mom drove past and was all nervous and came out to talk to the police to make sure everything was alirght. The cop was like yeah everythings fine some people complained about vandals in the park.

Damn vandals with flashlights playing tag and hide and seek.

Although I did break a dead branch off a tree, one day climbing it.

Take me to jail.

gobluegirl did you ever live on wing street in northville? We never did figure out who called the cops on us.

[tHeMSUMan]

there is so many people like this in my sub.

We have those people that think. That guy is out late he has to be doing something bad. I must call the cops.

[juicyj024]

there is so many people like this in my sub.

We have those people that think. That guy is out late he has to be doing something bad. I must call the cops.

what a waste of the cops time as well.

[tHeMSUMan]

what a waste of the cops time as well.

yeah when they do come they just drive through the sub and then leave. They really didn't say anything to us.

Which is cool. Plus I find the girl cops to be awesome, they are so nice to me.

[MGoBlueMB]

Nothing beats this ******* story though.

One night in like 7th grade my buddies are walking to one of our good friend's house a little bit of a ways away, like a 20min walk so they start cutting through backyards. They're walking through this backyard of some rich guy who comes storming out of the house screaming "GET THE FCUK OUT OF MY YARD! GET OUT OF HERE!!!!!" and starts chasing after them. My friends were literally just walking through. The guy was a fat-a*s so he gets in his car to chase after them after they take off running.

Oh man, over the years did this d-bag get it. Jesus. One night during soph year all us baseball players were home bored (my buddies who got chased by this guy, one of them was on the team with us) and my friend brings it up, "Lets fcuk with that d-bag"

DEAR LORD!!!! Atleast 3 dozen eggs, cartons of yogurt. Not saying I'm proud that I was there (I actually didn't throw anything) and saw it happen, but it was DAMN FUNNY to see the man come running out yelling "FCUK YOU!!!!!!" and try and chase after us.

I mean, you **** on people, they'll fling it right back. It's karma.

[tHeMSUMan]

Nothing beats this ******* story though.

One night in like 7th grade my buddies are walking to one of our good friend's house a little bit of a ways away, like a 20min walk so they start cutting through backyards. They're walking through this backyard of some rich guy who comes storming out of the house screaming "GET THE FCUK OUT OF MY YARD! GET OUT OF HERE!!!!!" and starts chasing after them. My friends were literally just walking through. The guy was a fat-a*s so he gets in his car to chase after them after they take off running.

Oh man, over the years did this d-bag get it. Jesus. One night during soph year all us baseball players were home bored (my buddies who got chased by this guy, one of them was on the team with us) and my friend brings it up, "Lets fcuk with that d-bag"

DEAR LORD!!!! Atleast 3 dozen eggs, cartons of yogurt. Not saying I'm proud that I was there (I actually didn't throw anything) and saw it happen, but it was DAMN FUNNY to see the man come running out yelling "FCUK YOU!!!!!!" and try and chase after us.

I mean, you **** on people, they'll fling it right back. It's karma.

thats funny

[MGoBlueMB]

thats funny

You can imagine 20 baseball players lining up with eggs. and this guy had a large field behind his house... goddamn wish I could have seen it in the daylight. We we're a pretty damn good crew of players too.

[MGoBlueMB]

Hahahaha. I'll never forget buying the eggs as well. 10 guys walk into a corner store at 1030 pm buying 3 or 4 dozen eggs and the clerk says "yeah, sure, I'm going to sell high school guys eggs at 1030 at night" and we convinced him we were having a team breakfast the next morning.
oh and we said we played for the rival high school

[juicyj024]

Hahahaha. I'll never forget buying the eggs as well. 10 guys walk into a corner store at 1030 pm buying 3 or 4 dozen eggs and the clerk says "yeah, sure, I'm going to sell high school guys eggs at 1030 at night" and we convinced him we were having a team breakfast the next morning.
oh and we said we played for the rival high school

hhahahah i remember the refusal of selling eggs a few times.

[juicyj024]

the walking across grass thing was one I really never understood.

Its grass, and walking.

You mow it, I am sure the lawnmower wheels are much worse for the grass then kids tennis shoes.

Its not like we are walking across it in cletes (although that would have been some nice karma)

Oh you are going to bish about walking, when you go to sleep tonight you are going to wake up with a thrashed yard.

[wingnut5]

OMG NFW

Get over it old lady

You're old and crabby dont take it out on people who actually want to enjoy life

evesdropping is so cool.

So Old Lady do you spy on your kids as well or just other people's kids??????

Well, Juicy, obviously she's not going to change. But atleast we know who's #1 on the "tween's" 'house's to egg' list.

Have fun for the next two-three years of getting your house egged, TP-ed, etc because you shat all over kids having innocent fun.

Shut your windows next time and quit being a old stubborn women. The can say what they one that is not directed to you or your family. How old are you 75?

because its just me and the other three people saying the same thing as me are irrelevant.

I am sorry you are old and crabby, but don't ruin other peoples lives because you hate yours.

Oh to be young and foolish again,lol.
GBG is NOT old and crabby, you are just young and immature with the good ole "the world revolves around me" syndrome.
Yep Karma is a bish and one day you will have a young child who will just have fallen asleep and then stupid kids drive by with radios cranked up to the point that your windows shake, or they will have alot of friends over and will be really loud until the wee hours of the a.m. then, and only then will you understand what it is like. You may even find yourself posting on a message board about it,lol.
IT WILL HAPPEN FELLA'S. Trust me, I know