The "I hate my neighbor" thread

[meatball]

50yrd lines.. That was brilliant! Sounds like someone stole ur cans b4 too eh? I'm pretty sure shell fit in the can too!

[WarrenG]

...or you can just talk to her like an adult and explain the situation to her.

I think someone must have hacked Muhme's account

[WarrenG]

0kso I just baught 2 new identical garbage cans about a month ago. It got windy one day and my can blew in her yard so she just abducted it. I fig that it was a mistake and she would return it. Never happened..
So now on 2 seperate occasions I retrived it cause it blew in my yard and she literally went on the side of my house and took it back. Mind u I know its mine cause it is missing 1 wheel.

What am I gonna do with this ****???

That depends on one thing - what does she look like?

[Pollux99]

Unfortunately they are all old fatties in my hood. I shoud have done a better job scouting the neighborhood before putting in my offer.

That sucks. There should have been atleast one young semi good looking fatty for you to ogle at.

[50 Yard Lines]

That sucks. There should have been atleast one young semi good looking fatty for you to ogle at.

I guess thats what I got my wife for.

[Pollux99]

I guess thats what I got my wife for.

C'mon man.. it can't be that bad. You married her afer all. She has to be spank worthy.. doesn't she?

[50 Yard Lines]

C'mon man.. it can't be that bad. You married her afer all. She has to be spank worthy.. doesn't she?

She has an awesome personality! J/K................ I'm blessed every day that I wake up next to her!

[Pollux99]

She has an awesome personality! J/K................ I'm blessed every day that I wake up next to her!

That's more like it! I'd rep you once again if I could just for that statement.

[tHeMSUMan]

Since you said that you have been civil with her at other times..., ask her if she can help you with something, when she says yes, walk her to the garbage can in question and simply ask her if she thinks a body could fit inside there adequately. Bring a tape measurer along and start jotting down dimensions for her and the garbage can. Then respond... "hmmmph, I guess I'm gonna have to get another one of these somewhere". Maybe she will get the hint.

thats funny

[Vanilla Lightning]

i'd say; "rap the sh it out of her at the #9 dance"

bonus points if you can name that movie (exact quote not fiting).

That'd be the #6 dance.

[Go Blue Girl]

So last night, the hubby and I are in bed watching tv with the window open! So great to finally have good enough weather to let the fresh air in. So at about !0:30pm, we hear this noise...turn the tv down, and there is a group of kids in their backyard playing, hooting and hollering, the dog is barking. Keds were not old...must have been "tweens" because the boys sounded like, well boys, and not teens.

Long story short...Hubby gets pissed, can't sleep, so goes to the bedroom downstairs. I am up listening to this **** till 11:30pm. Who lets their relatively young kids hang outside making all this noise till 11:30pm? I hear on kid talking about taking their shirt off and another kid challenging someone else to try and yank his pants down...remember, younger kids here.

Finally I go outside and yell "SHUT UP!"

and the response? "Wazzz up!"

other kid: "She didn't say wazzz up, she said shut up!"

Me: If you don't shut the hell up I am calling the cops on your asses!"

Response? Silence...for the rest of the night.

Really, where are the parents here?