The Nicole Salem Thread

[The Black Hand]

Diddy can't you just start listening to heavy metal to make this happen?

Edit: I'm late to the party. I see you are down with the eyeliner movement. Carry on.

[robdiddy]

Diddy can't you just start listening to heavy metal to make this happen?

Edit: I'm late to the party. I see you are down with the eyeliner movement. Carry on.

Black sabbath is now on my mp3 player

[The Black Hand]

Black sabbath is now on my mp3 player

You better get this done. When I was like 15 I used to work with a guy who for whatever reason attracted this girl who worked in the legal department. We saw her when we were walking out of the building one day. He said something to her and she comes back with “why don’t you go to church with me?”. This dumb ass came up with some lame ass excuse about having to go to his own church. That girl was fine as hell. I would have joined a cult for her and just hoped for the best.

[robdiddy]

LOL...

Salem has owed me a beer for like 3 years too. She needs to **** up and get this done. Me and her can combine our family of cats.

[det2orl]

You better get this done. When I was like 15 I used to work with a guy who for whatever reason attracted this girl who worked in the legal department. We saw her when we were walking out of the building one day. He said something to her and she comes back with “why don’t you go to church with me?”. This dumb ass came up with some lame ass excuse about having to go to his own church. That girl was fine as hell. I would have joined a cult for her and just hoped for the best.

[NicoleSalem]

Diddy- Black Sabbath is a good start but there's A LOT more. You gotta be down with the Crue, GnR, and Stabbing Westward. I'm betting not a single person here has ever even heard of Stabbing Westward. Or The Dreaming.

[The Black Hand]

LOL...

Salem has owed me a beer for like 3 years too. She needs to **** up and get this done. Me and her can combine our family of cats.

Some time last year, one of the hot account managers from the Grand Rapids office told me I deserved a case of beer for helping her with something. She showed up at my desk last week with a gift card to Subway. For some reason it just wasn’t quite what I was expecting. I think 3 years interest on a beer = sex.

I’m telling you, if that girl said meet her at the end of the block on Saturday to go door to door to hand out pamphlets, I would have been all out it.

[NicoleSalem]

Nah you can't change who you are for a chick.

[tommyz]

Fraserburn- It COULD be yours. Flemgoblue- When did I ever claim to be classy? Diddy- He's sweet but it would never work. Rap/hip-hop/Lady Gaga makes my ears bleed. And he hates metal. Total deal breaker.

Im not saying you guys should date...Im just asking for you to ride his crank...You can bang to slipknot and im positive diddy wont care

[tommyz]

Diddy- Black Sabbath is a good start but there's A LOT more. You gotta be down with the Crue, GnR, and Stabbing Westward. I'm betting not a single person here has ever even heard of Stabbing Westward. Or The Dreaming.

you would be wrong..

[General283]

Diddy- Black Sabbath is a good start but there's A LOT more. You gotta be down with the Crue, GnR, and Stabbing Westward. I'm betting not a single person here has ever even heard of Stabbing Westward. Or The Dreaming.

Stabbing Westward was pretty mainstream. But they're not metal. At least I never thought of them as metal.

I should have MJC photoshop Salem's face next to Diddy-Bieber in my avatar