My wife wants to get pregnant immediately. This would be our first. Sigh.
Originally Posted by the King
and if you do decide to go through with it, let me be the first to say congratulations. You get one vagina for the rest of your life. Real smart, Gordo. Way to work it through. I got a wife, kids. Do I seem like a happy guy to you? There's my wife. See that? Always smiling. Hi, honey. Judging, watching, "Look at the baby."
Originally Posted by the King
No, he should of taken the money he wasted on the ring and bought himself a pinball machine instead and turned up the volume on that sucker to compete with his condo neighbors and their first person shooters.
Originally Posted by the King
Jesus Christ Gekko! I thought you were smarter than this. WTF happened to the remote car starter?!?
Originally Posted by gordongekko
Got her that for her birthday. After reading about all of these babies being born I realized the big deal isn't marriage, it's that baby. "Look at the baby"
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