The Official "You're a F**kin' Liar" Thread

[bobo4077]

Basically, true statements about yourself that would simply baffle most of us.

The "No way in hell's" as it were.

Here we go...

1. I've never had a Big Mac.
2. I've never had a Whopper.
3. I've never eaten Taco Bell
4. I drove to New York and back listening to one CD, and it wasn't a custom mix.
5. I actually use my Ignore List.

[Biff Tannen]

1. I've never had a Big Mac.
2. I've never had a Whopper.
3. I've never eaten Taco Bell

Great idea. I'll have to think of some.

[yourmom_is_hot]

i've never eaten a pickle
i've never done any drugs
i've never had sexual relations with that woman

[JimElNino]

I've never done any drugs either
I've never shot a gun that shoots bullets
I've never been in a fight (so how much can I really know about myself )
I've never danced with the devil in the pale moonlight

[Scott37189]

Wade Boggs once drank 64 beers on a cross country flight :rolleyes:

[JimElNino]

Wade Boggs once drank 64 beers on a cross country flight :rolleyes:

Wade has nothing on....

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[Ilov80s]

I've never done any drugs either
I've never shot a gun that shoots bullets
I've never been in a fight (so how much can I really know about myself )
I've never danced with the devil in the pale moonlight

I am assuming you mean illegal drugs, yes?

[JimElNino]

I am assuming you mean illegal drugs, yes?

Yeah, I'd assume thats what yourmom_is_hot means too.

[The Black Hand]

Basically, true statements about yourself that would simply baffle most of us.

The "No way in hell's" as it were.

Here we go...

1. I've never had a Big Mac.
2. I've never had a Whopper.
3. I've never eaten Taco Bell
4. I drove to New York and back listening to one CD, and it wasn't a custom mix.
5. I actually use my Ignore List.

I can match you on the top three and raise you three.

4. I don’t eat leaves of any kind. That includes lettuce, cabbage, collard greens, turnip greens and mustard greens or any other greens

5. The smell of any salad dressing makes me nauseous

6. I don’t own a laptop or an IPOD and probably never will

[Fraze]

I have never been on Facebook

I have never been on Twitter

I have never seen Desperate Houswives

I have never seen Lost

I do not have an Ipod



There's a start.

[bobo4077]

I can match you on the top three and raise you three.

4. I don’t eat leaves of any kind. That includes lettuce, cabbage, collard greens, turnip greens and mustard greens or any other greens. Same.

5. The smell of any salad dressing makes me nauseous. Can't say I have that problem. Anytime a new salad dressing presents itself, you have to smell it though right? Liar.

6. I don’t own a laptop or an IPOD and probably never will. Same. I have no plans to get either.

7. I've never sent a text message.

8. I've won a staring contest against an albino deer.

9. Back in the day...... my relative killed Blackbeard the pirate.