I'm looking for a hype man, qualities I want in my hype man are:
- Zero critical thinking
- Dictation of the exact same things I say with more enthusiasm and a couple "hells ya's"
- at a minimum, 3 gold teeth.
- Many comparisons of my greatness made to inferior people, like for example, Eruff.
-Annouce my entering of a thread, and demand everyone give me my props.
- A most importantly the uncanny ability to make reference to some pop culture of decades gone by to improve my cred. Old stupid things make me cool, hells ya.
Also required is experience with Microsoft Excel and Powerpoint.
And a BA in BS
If you're havin' code problems I feel bad for you son, I got 99 problems but a glitch ain't one
FALSE, all of my problems are "gltiches."
I am going to go out on a limb and say I fit the bill Bub
LOL!!!! Muhme, "Ill be your wing man,anytime".....LOL!!!!!
Thanks for the laugh!!! I really needed that this morning
"People who drink light "beer" don't like the taste of beer; they just like to pee a lot."
Great friggin thread...
Some men aren't looking for anything logical.... They can't be bought, bullied, reasoned or negotiated with. Some men just want to watch the world burn.
found someone looking for the job...
"Number 43 added Four Trillion Dollars by his lonesome. That's irresponsible. Its unpatriotic." Barack Obama