Who wants to be my hype man?

**BubblesTheLion** · 11-18-2006, 07:03 AM

I'm looking for a hype man, qualities I want in my hype man are:

- Zero critical thinking
- Dictation of the exact same things I say with more enthusiasm and a couple "hells ya's"
- at a minimum, 3 gold teeth.
- Many comparisons of my greatness made to inferior people, like for example, Eruff.
-Annouce my entering of a thread, and demand everyone give me my props.
- A most importantly the uncanny ability to make reference to some pop culture of decades gone by to improve my cred. Old stupid things make me cool, hells ya.

Also required is experience with Microsoft Excel and Powerpoint.
And a BA in BS

**JohnMcClane** · 11-18-2006, 07:11 AM

I am going to go out on a limb and say I fit the bill Bub

**BubblesTheLion** · 11-18-2006, 07:19 AM

Originally Posted by theMUHMEshow

I am going to go out on a limb and say I fit the bill Bub

**det2orl** · 11-18-2006, 07:23 AM

Originally Posted by BubblesTheLion

I'm looking for a hype man, qualities I want in my hype man are:

- Zero critical thinking
- Dictation of the exact same things I say with more enthusiasm and a couple "hells ya's"
- at a minimum, 3 gold teeth.
- Many comparisons of my greatness made to inferior people, like for example, Eruff.
-Annouce my entering of a thread, and demand everyone give me my props.
- A most importantly the uncanny ability to make reference to some pop culture of decades gone by to improve my cred. Old stupid things make me cool, hells ya.

Also required is experience with Microsoft Excel and Powerpoint.
And a BA in BS

That's some funny s---!! I hope you find a good one this has some hilarious possibilities.