how the hell do you manage to go from melting pot to hot dogs?
I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.
Melting Pot... really expensive fondu.
There's a few in Michigan. It is actually pretty awesome. You need slacks with a secret elastic waste band, otherwise you may snap a button when leaving the place.
As for the fight, it is where I suggested we go for my Bday. The wife ends up not getting out of work until about 7pm and our reservation is at 8pm. She walks in as I'm in the middle of something and starts ranting and raving that "we need to go!". "Why are you not ready??" yadda yadda yadda... I tell her, "hold on... we'll be fine, just give me 5 minutes to wrap this up (I was putting together a proposal for a customer). She then asks... "where's the baby monitor??". I said, "oh, its over on the ledge". "It's NOT even ON!... What if she was Choking... you wouldn't even know! This is so irresponsible!!"... at this point, it all went down hill. I told her to lay off, it was an accident and reitterated "again... please just give me 5 fukcing minutes to finish this isht and we can get ready!"...
The last sentence apparently was the back breaker... she went off the deep end. "WHY DO YOU HAVE TO SAY FUKC?? YOU TALK TO ME LIKE ISHT!! YOU ARE SUCH AN A$$HOLE!!", etc... and at this point I snapped... said "F off" and she stormed upstairs and I sat on my ass watching the worse NC ever and eating 2 microwaved hot dogs.
Went to the Melting Pot once, I thought it was way too expensive for what it was: basically cooking your own food.
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The Big Lebowski
"The man in black fled across the desert and the gunslinger followed."