Later this week I can finally tell my parents etc. that my wife is pregnant. Pretty happy to not have that lie continue. It's a weird situation really.
I realize I'm putting this here for you to read... but please, don't talk about it.
And good luck with those religious in-laws. My in-laws are on the other side of the Earth and can't speak a word of English. spoiler or a mushroom or a MCJ tribute or whatever (6 beers deep)