Random Thoughts Thread (which might include discussion)

[tommyz]

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[JROLLA]

Man, that is horribly aggravating... Obviously the guy did it got the sole purpose of getting past the lock. Did you try to remote wipe it ASAP? That would be the first thing if that happened... And I would have set off the annoying alarm to force him to shut it down

No I disabled service on it before I sent the wipe thing. So I could be screwed. I just pray for some reason I didn't disable it from locking after 1 minute. I can't remember. We chased him down for longer than a minute so it would have locked in that time assuming that setting was set.

[pGekko]

I randomly got a significant raise today. Seems like the less I work the more they want to pay me.

Congrats.

[Willie Mays Hayes]

Baby's breath smells like piss. I want to toss these flowers.

[phillyfan]

Congrats.

I think I would actually look like him with a beard.

[The Black Hand]

Q: I have an attractive sister-in-law, and lately I've been obsessing about her. I love my wife, but when her sister comes to visit (with her husband), I start having all these fantasies. I don't want to do anything to mess up my marriage, but I would love to get rid of these fantasies before I do something stupid. Any ideas? Should I mention it to my wife?

MIA: Mention it your wife only if you have a death wish.

STEVE: Imagine being murdered by your sis-in-law's husband. Then imagine being murdered by your wife. Those fantasies should help neutralize your current one.

http://www.freep.com/article/2012031...yssey=obinsite

[the King]

Just had my informal hearing for my ticket. Lasted less than 5 minutes, officer amended it down, 0 points. $200 in fees.

[Willie Mays Hayes]

I read that earlier today and was thinking wtf?

Thinking about your hot sister in law is one thing but thinking about telling your wife about it? What an idiot.

[Willie Mays Hayes]

Just had my informal hearing for my ticket. Lasted less than 5 minutes, officer amended it down, 0 points. $200 in fees.

That stuff is such a money grab. They don't even try to act like it isn't. I got so angry the last time I had to go to court for a ticket.

The clerk was annoyed with me when I was signing in and said I was "not guilty" and then I later watched the bailiff talk people into changing their pleas from not guilty to guilty.

[phillyfan]

My chair broke into a million pieces and I fell on my ass at a business dinner last night. Good stuff.

[The Black Hand]

To me, Wie isn’t awful. When she was a kid, she reminded me of a girl in my class in high school. They both had that same mouth along with Winnie Cooper from The Wonder Years.

I just Googled her image for the purposes of this post. For some reason she actually has some sort of portfolio. From what I can tell, these are recent.

http://www.dougziemanphotography.com...0767&k=dJTfdx2