"The wise win before they fight, while the ignorant fight to win."
Sun-Tzu - The Art of Beef
When doing a powerpoint presentation to a client and you spend 15 minutes on the first page, when the presented says "turn to page 2", it always gets a laugh
Kids, you have the power
KARLinCL shall now be known as Karl Half Face and KALRinCL will live on in stories only
Just Like Football
So I was working out last night and I just don't get people who think they are all that because they are these super strong people. The only way they got there is taking steroids and drinks. I also can't stand those people who go up to everyone thinking they know everyone when they don't know anything. I don't need hear the yelling all the way across the locker room when your friend is right next to you just to make people look at you.
Theres a hard life for every silver spoon. Theres a touch of gray for every shade of blue. That's the way that I see life. If there was nothing wrong there'd be nothing right.
fat lady at work complaining how she hates how fat she is...as she shovels mounds of cake into her mouth.
did someone forget to pay the bill this month?
vacation tomorrow...only to work on my yard...yay?
vip at black finn 2nite, uh oh
That rug really tied the room together.