Random Thoughts Thread (which might include discussion)

[BigDog]

We should close the voting in the polls, because every time I look, I'm getting my ass kicked a little worse than I was the last time I checked. Have mercy.

[The Black Hand]

Serves him right. I see kids riding bikes talking on cell phones, people walking their dogs talking on cell phones. They're just another ****ing addiction. What did people do before them? GET OFF THEM!!

It was worth it just to see that pissed off look on his face when when he stood up to try to get back on his bike. He didn't drop the phone though. Actually I don't think the phone even moved from his ear.

[The Black Hand]

We should close the voting in the polls, because every time I look, I'm getting my ass kicked a little worse than I was the last time I checked. Have mercy.

You won't get any sympathy from me. I'm pretty sure you started this whole thing anyway so you pretty much had it coming. I, on the otherhand, did not deserve this beating. If this stays up any longer, Tommy Z will hit triple digits.

[Dr. Van Nostrand]

Assclowns on bikes are priceless.

I was camping on the weekend and this kid pulls up on a bike while we are fishing. He's about 17, white, and wearing a 50 cent shirt with 22lbs of fake bling.

The day before somebody had taken a 40 of vodka from our campsite.

So I ask this kid if he enjoyed his vodka (hoping to catch him stammering) and he replies, in his best thug impression "vodka? that's white trash.....we's drinks the hennesys and jamaican rums dog. peace out homey!"

He remounts his bike, rides 15 feet with his "crew" and takes a solid spill on a dirt road. His entire palm was raspberried!

[yourmom_is_hot]

so a girl i hooked up with for pretty much a ONS my freshman year in college (1999-2000) found me on myspace yesterday, and she looks freaking hot.

[ForgotName]

I'm having trouble fighting the urge to read the Lost thread. I haven't watched the season finale from last night yet. It is saved to TiVo.

[trueblue12]

i wish i could cultivate a salted peanut tree and plant it in my office so i could have a peanut anytime i was feeling down.

[yourmom_is_hot]

i wish i could cultivate a beer tree and plant it in my office so i could have a nice cold one anytime i was feeling down.

i fixed it for you

[trueblue12]

i fixed it for you

i wish i could cultivate a salted peanut tree and plant it in my office right next to my mini-fridge so i could have a salty treat every time I crack a nice cold one anytime i was feeling down.

There fixed again - thanks

[Dr. Van Nostrand]

What's with that Jimmy John's commercial with the little flower screaming over and over again while he falls from the sky only to land in a sub? Absolutely nauseating.

Why are obese people devastated when they are told they are fat? If they can call dim-witted folks stupid I can call them fat. At least the dummy didn't shovel Little Debbie Dummy Cakes into his head.

Can you believe people used to swim in the Detroit river?

Why is it that if I want to purchase/build a house I have to pay extra money to ensure that the people who do the work take a little pride in what they are doing. All of the cookie-cutter subdivision homes are built with so little quality that you may as well spend the extra 60K up front to ensure that you don't have to reshingle your roof, replace the windows, carpet, faucets, toilet, furnace, shower stall/tub, tiles, and paint/wallpaper.

My children, when I have them, won't be watching tv, playing on the computer, or own an xbox more than they play in the yard. I don't care what they play just so long as they are active and have real as opposed to virtual friends.

How can a 40+ year old NHLer have more stamina/energy than most 12 year olds?

When does old man strength set in?

[Biff Tannen]

What's with that Jimmy John's commercial with the little flower screaming over and over again while he falls from the sky only to land in a sub? Absolutely nauseating.

Rep - I despise that one.