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Thread: Ronaldo's Free-kick goal: "it's a wet dream of orgasmic proportions"

                  
   
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    Quote Originally Posted by juicyj024 View Post
    yeah there is nothing you can do about that, you can dive high right upper 90s and be embarrassed when it strikes the left side of the net, or you can stand there and be embarrassed with wherever it hits.

    You just have to hope he strikes it incorrectly and misses.
    It's always funny to me to see keepers standing there, dumbfounded with a look on their face like they just **** their pants on some of these crazy freekicks.

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    That ball had absolutely zero rotation from the time it struck his boot to the time it hit the net. For those not familiar with soccer, that's the equivalent of a knuckleball in baseball. Who knows how that thing is going to dip or bend?

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Wacko View Post
    That ball had absolutely zero rotation from the time it struck his boot to the time it hit the net. For those not familiar with soccer, that's the equivalent of a knuckleball in baseball. Who knows how that thing is going to dip or bend?
    Pretty much exactly what I said.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Wacko View Post
    That ball had absolutely zero rotation from the time it struck his boot to the time it hit the net. For those not familiar with soccer, that's the equivalent of a knuckleball in baseball. Who knows how that thing is going to dip or bend?
    you're just hoping, if you dive, that it hits you...when you see the panels of the ball coming at you, you know you're screwed...unless your PBcrazychick...i heard he was an awesome goalie

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Great Gazoo View Post
    you're just hoping, if you dive, that it hits you...when you see the panels of the ball coming at you, you know you're screwed...unless your PBcrazychick...i heard he was an awesome goalie
    yeah remember when that guy said he could have doon a better that timmy howard in goal?
    You say no to ratchet psusy Juicy J can't

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    Carlos Tevez hit a shot from about 27 yards out that looked like it was going wide, so the goalie dove left for the post, and it ended up wickedly slicing to his right and hitting the middle of the net. It looked like a FIFA glitch.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Wacko View Post
    Carlos Tevez hit a shot from about 27 yards out that looked like it was going wide, so the goalie dove left for the post, and it ended up wickedly slicing to his right and hitting the middle of the net. It looked like a FIFA glitch.
    I ****ing hate that glitch, the "soft" shot from the top of the box that "locks" your goalie up. Pisses me off so much, its like the around the net cut infront in NHL 94 once the shot is off its a goal and the only way to stop it is not allow the shot.

    If i see it coming it is the only time I attempt the slide tackle in fifa.
    You say no to ratchet psusy Juicy J can't

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