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    soccer Ronaldo's Free-kick goal: "it's a wet dream of orgasmic proportions"

    @ the description of Ronaldo's Freekick on GOLTV... this call is amazing.


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    Why didn't the goalie try to stop it?
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    Quote Originally Posted by the King View Post
    Why didn't the goalie try to stop it?
    ehh, because it was a wet dream of orgasmic proportions that's why
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    Aren't wet dreams orgasmic by their very definition?
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    It’s just not going to happen. I’m not going to let my team do that."
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    It sucks that the US Sports Blogosphere is finally realizing the greatness of GOL TV's Ray Hudson now as it's likely that him and his partner Phil Schoen won't be calling La Liga games in August as rights to La Liga are moving from GOL TV to Aljazeera's new planned sports channel BEIN Sports. Ray and Phil's call of either the Barcelona or Real Madrid game is appointment viewing for me every weekend.
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    Quote Originally Posted by the King View Post
    Why didn't the goalie try to stop it?
    Same reason hitters get caught looking at ridiculous breaking ball that drops right through the heart of the plate.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ilov80s View Post
    Same reason hitters get caught looking at ridiculous breaking ball that drops right through the heart of the plate.
    By time you realize what it's gonna do, it's too damn late.

    That freekick was ridiculous. The thing was fluttering around like a Charlie Hough knuckleball.

    Crazy.

    Of course, it's still no Roberto Carlos freekick where he left Fabien Barthez ****ting his pants in goal.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Ilov80s View Post
    Same reason hitters get caught looking at ridiculous breaking ball that drops right through the heart of the plate.
    Yeah it started high to the left side of the goal and struck bottom-mid left corner. He had no chance.
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    these were pretty sick
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    Ronaldo has that crazy knuckle ball style and Messi whips his more like a slider....both are lethal.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ilov80s View Post


    Ronaldo has that crazy knuckle ball style and Messi whips his more like a slider....both are lethal.
    yeah there is nothing you can do about that, you can dive high right upper 90s and be embarrassed when it strikes the left side of the net, or you can stand there and be embarrassed with wherever it hits.

    You just have to hope he strikes it incorrectly and misses.
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