"Between the promise and the payoff is the process -- and the process is the point."
He WAS the most dominant athlete in his sport for a period of time.... But not the best overall athlete in the world. Knowing who holds that honor is impossible to give out of course
We all know Karl is the greatest athlete in the world.
Tiger Woods & Stevie Wonder are having a drink together in a bar.
Tiger turns to Stevie and says, "How's the singing career going?"
Stevie replies, "Not too bad. How's the golf?"
Woods replies, "Not too bad, I've had some problems with my swing, but I think I've got that right, now."
Stevie says, "I always find that when my swing goes wrong, I need to stop playing for a while and not think about it.
Then, the next time I play, it seems to be all right."
Incredulous, Tiger says, "You play GOLF?"
Stevie says, "Yes, I've been playing for years."
Tiger says, "But - you're blind! How can you play golf if you can't see?"
Stevie Wonder replies, "Well, I get my caddy to stand in the middle of the fairway and call to me.
I listen for the sound of his voice, and play the ball towards him.
Then, when I get to where the ball lands, the caddy moves to the green or farther down the fairway, and again I play the ball towards his voice."
But, "How do you putt?" asks Tiger.
"Well", says Stevie, "I get my caddy to lean down in front of the hole and call to me with his head on the ground and I just play the ball toward his voice."
Tiger asks, "What's your handicap?"
Stevie says, "Well, actually - I'm a scratch golfer."
Woods, incredulous, says to Stevie, "We've got to play a round sometime."
Stevie replies, "Well, people don't take me seriously, so I only play for money, and never play for less than $10,000 a hole. Is that a problem?"
Woods thinks about it and says, "I can afford that; OK, $10,000 a hole is fine with me. When would you like to play?"
Stevie Wonder says, "Pick a night."
I predict future happiness for Americans if they can prevent the government from wasting the labors of the people under the pretense of taking care of them.
Have any of you golf fans heard the rumor that Bubba is gay? I buddy of mine says its a well-known rumor but I think hes ****ing with me.
I realize I'm putting this here for you to read... but please, don't talk about it.
Why do you think he has the pink driver?
An excerpt of Bubba's interview on Letterman last night. I was laughing for a good couple of minutes at his answer to Dave's question about describing his style of play.
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