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    Quote Originally Posted by motorcityjoe611 View Post
    How tall is Jessica Simpson? Jessica Simpson stands 5 feet 2 inches tall and weighs 120 pounds.

    I'm guessing she's carrying a lot of that in her chest, stomach and rear. You watch, she'll have the baby, which must weigh 75 pounds, and in 3 months you'll see a SHAPE or People cover with the headline, "How I got my bikini body back!" and there she'll be, all hot again.


    One big problem she might have is stretch marks.

    I don't know how woman do it to be honest with you. My wife is 5' 7 1/2" was always athletic, not thin by any means, but never gained more than 25 pounds with any of our kids. I'd be like 3 bills for sure. It's truly one of life's mysteries.
    I hope to God you're right. She has plenty of money and access to the best trainers in the world and she will need both. I suspect she got what she wanted when she got married and gives no additional ****s about her shape.

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    Quote Originally Posted by motorcityjoe611 View Post
    Just my opinion, but I think she's a very beautiful woman. But I also think she's a beautiful woman that really, REALLY worked hard to keep that tight, trim body in check, the whole time being extremely well-endowed (and natural, too). So I think once she got past the young, pop star level and now that she's pregnant, the real girl decided to just eat, not give a rat's ass, and let the chips fall. Potato chips, Sun Chips, chipped beef, you name it.

    And while, God yes, she's extremely large in her pregnancy, I'm sure after she has the baby you'll see her on the cover of People weighing like 105 and we'll be wondering, "How the hell?".
    She's not very tall, which surprised me.
    Way to go out on a limb.
    I realize I'm putting this here for you to read... but please, don't talk about it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by motorcityjoe611 View Post
    Just my opinion, but I think she's a very beautiful woman. But I also think she's a beautiful woman that really, REALLY worked hard to keep that tight, trim body in check, the whole time being extremely well-endowed (and natural, too). So I think once she got past the young, pop star level and now that she's pregnant, the real girl decided to just eat, not give a rat's ass, and let the chips fall. Potato chips, Sun Chips, chipped beef, you name it.

    And while, God yes, she's extremely large in her pregnancy, I'm sure after she has the baby you'll see her on the cover of People weighing like 105 and we'll be wondering, "How the hell?".
    She's not very tall, which surprised me.
    joe, shes been quite big the last 2-3 years... certainly dont think shes be back to early 2000's jessica simpson in a few months, like you seem to believe... she gave up on looking good a long time ago, way before she got prggers

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    Its actually quite negligent for her to be wearing heels like that in her condition.

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    This is the only Jessica Simpson I will acknowledge

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    She's a billionaire, why would she give a **** about getting back in shape? I bet she stays a cow forever.
    I realize I'm putting this here for you to read... but please, don't talk about it.

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    This thread repulses me.. that is all.
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    Sexual napalm.
    "The wise win before they fight, while the ignorant fight to win."

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    Quote Originally Posted by RickFromFowler View Post
    This thread repulses me.. that is all.
    Agreed. What the hell's happened to me? I actually posted an Ellen video.

    She'll probably never get back to Dukes of Hazzard Simpson, but man, I hope she doesn't become Kirsty Alley redux.
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    I'm guessing rick's repulsed by our comments, lol

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    Meh, when you plaster yourself on the cover of a magazine, naked and enormously pregnant, you open yourself up to critique...

    I've never been a fan of these naked pregnant layouts to begin with.

    I wouldn't hit it.
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